"What's with the dog collar, Sirius?"

"Shut up and smile for the camera, furball."

"What are you doing? Hey, this isn't a yearbook photo, is it! Get offa me!"

"Aw, you're no fun. Don't you want a momento of me?"

"No! .....Oh, I didn't mean- Oh, don't cry! Look...it's sorta romantic. Really. I...I didn't mean -Augh! Hey! Get offa me!" *Bonk*

".......Ow. That was totally uncalled for."

"Oh, it was SO called for, you prat!"

"You don't love me! Waaaaah!"

"Aw, man! I do! Ooooff! Hey! "